By Ingomar Schoenborn, Quilt staff
DATELINE: JORDAN AVENUE
A good time was had by all who were in attendance at the Canoga Park First Wednesday of the Month Women’s Club last night for the season premiere of its popular nightclub series, held at their headquarters in a residential area of town at the corner of Jordan and Valerio streets.
“We don’t dwell on our fudging the spelling of ‘complements,’” notes Women’s Club President in Charge of Neighborhood Cacophony Doreen Farber. “Most of the people who rent our facilities and attend the events aren’t all that literate anyway. The important thing is they pay us the money. Money, money, money.
“Money, money, money,” she continues. “...Money, money, money, money, money.”
Rental fees for the use of the facilities account for 98.3% of the club’s annual income. (Hand-weaved red and green yarn pot holders sold during the annual Christmas Bazaar make up the remaining 1.7% of monies collected by the once-relevant service club with a dwindling membership.)
|A flyer for Saturday night's lively event. Image: F.U.C.K. the Neighborhood Productions, Inc.|
“OH, YES, THEY HAD QUITE A PARTY OVER THERE,” hollers neighbor Ted Pasternak as he walks around his house, straightening pictures on the walls jostled askew by the intense vibrations of the music from the night before. “I’M SORRY, AM I YELLING? STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN MY HEARING BACK YET.”